Thursday, June 12, 2014

Everything Wrong with 'Paranormal Activity' in 7 Minutes or Less

So many cliches, so little time!

"Paranormal Activity" is by far the most boring horror film I have ever watched. And I have watched so horror movies many that I've actually lost count. For reals. Who counts that stuff anyways?

Also; this movie is internally inconsistent. Watch this video to see why!

Watch the Trailer for Guillermo del Toro's TV series, "The Strain" Now!

FX has adapted "The Strain," a modern vampire apocalypse trilogy written by Chuck Hogan and Guillermo del Toro into a 13 episode television series.

The books are quite good, so naturally, I was really stoked to learn that they were being made into a TV series.

Synopsis From

The Strain is a high concept thriller that tells the story of Dr. Ephraim Goodweather (Corey Stoll), the head of the Center for Disease Control Canary Team in New York City. He and his team are called upon to investigate a mysterious viral outbreak with hallmarks of an ancient and evil strain of vampirism. As the strain spreads, Eph, his team, and an assembly of everyday New Yorkers, wage war for the fate of humanity itself.

Watch the trailer below! 

Monday, June 9, 2014

More Attacks tied to a Child's Belief in Slender Man?

This is the second weekend in a row where there has been reports of a girl stabbing someone for Slender Man. Instead of being 12 year old girls, this time it was a 13 year old girl who attacked her mother.

She was wearing a white mask (probably similar to Masky in Marble Hornets if I am to hazard a guess) and waited in the kitchen for her mother to come home. When her mother walked in, the girl attacked her with a knife.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

'In Fear Of' Season 2 to Start this Friday the 13th!

Season 2 of the Youtube horror series "In Fear Of" starts June 13, 2014. This time, in addition to being on the In Fear Of Youtube Channel, it will be available on Vimeo On Demand. It's now available for pre-order for people with a Vimeo Account. You can purchase the entire season for $9.99. That's cheaper than a movie ticket at the theater!

It will have a total of 14 episodes, each one released on a Friday starting this week, up until Halloween!

Here's a run down of the premiere dates of the first seven episodes of "In Fear Of," courtesy of Scott W. Perry:

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Slenderman is Invading our Reality: Kids Killing Kids to become Proxies?

Shared delusions, mass hysteria, and crazy 12 year old girls strike again. This time however, instead of the girls going nuts over One Direction, they are cray-cray for ol' Slendy himself.

According to Huffington Post, the Wisconsin girls wanted to kill their friend so that they could become Proxies of Slenderman and go live in his mansion in the Nicolet National Forest. They decided to kill her at night so that they wouldn't have to look her in the eyes, all so that they could go and live with Slenderman and be his Proxies. For those of you that don't know, the Proxies are considered agents of Slenderman, they go out and do things for him, or they enact his will in reality. Proxies are victims of the now infamous Internet urban legend, and his tools in the waking world of man. They really aren't something to desire being. Really, they're not. To be a Proxie is to live in suffering with no relief in sight.

I really begin to wonder what went wrong. What triggered these delusions? What drove two girls to wish so badly to escape their lives that they'd be willing to kill in order to do so?